Dad-o-Matic, dad-o-mite.

Being a dad just got that little bit easier with the Dad-o-Matic. What parent doesn’t get sick of repeating themselves over and over again. Enter the Dad-o-Matic: a handy little device that plays six key phrases over and over. It doesn’t say, “You are a terrible disappointment to me.” or “Get a job.” or “Not while in my house…” So, probably just useful for parents of pre-teens.  
There’s also a Mom-o-Matic.