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Creepy Patented Crib Mounted Soothing Device

May 5, 2010 - 2:22 pm

This nightmare-inducing disembodied hand  is actually designed to comfort babies. This “crib mounted baby soothing device” by Antonietta Batula patented in 2002 seems better suited to terrify and traumatize or even spank. Gee, I wonder why this product never made it to market. Still, it’s good for a laugh. Sorry Antonietta. Maybe you should try other soothing devices, like a disembodied clown’s head to mount on the end of a crib.

The most comfortable crib ever made (for Klingon kids).

June 23, 2009 - 7:14 pm

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Um, its rare that cradle can inspire me to both watch Star Trek and call Social Services at the same time. Chinese artist Shi Jonsong created a range of baby goods that are for only the toughest of Klingon children. 
 
There’s a stroller and walker after the jump.
 
Shi Jonsong via Geek Central Station